He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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