the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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