What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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