i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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