Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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