Don't make out with my wife yet
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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