goodnight i made you a song goodbye
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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