I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
