when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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