found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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