Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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