yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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