I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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