Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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