This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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