So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
And then he peed in my hair
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