New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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