I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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