did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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