Your tits are I can't wait for
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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