"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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