69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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