Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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