@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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