hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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