If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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