So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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