You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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