i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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