porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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