I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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