Nicole vs. Life
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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