I can feel you judging me through the phone.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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