I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
