I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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