yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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