I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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