Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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