the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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