We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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