If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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