used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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