Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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