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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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