Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
cat food counts as protein by the way
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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