I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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