he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
