I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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