My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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