I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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