Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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