sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Randomize
