the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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