worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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