Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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