I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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